José Jaime Valencia

I am this kind of guy who will take you to the roof of his office building to show you the city and the sea from there… and then, at the right moment, will hug you from the back while start singing a soft song to make you dance, letting the wind play with your hair and caress your skin…

One of those guys who like childish games and to tickle you until you can’t laugh any more… that’s me.

Have you ever seen one of those annoying guys that in the restaurants are all the time standing up and standing up? Standing up because the waiter is not coming and the girl who shares the table with him is thirsty, or standing up even just because his companion stands up to go to the toilette… Those guys who jump to pull your chair at the minimum sign of standing up… Well… I am one of those.

Do you remember that origami style to fold letters? Yes, hand written letters! Ok so I do remember it; but that’s not the worst, the worst is that I actually write hand written letters… and sometimes I even deliver them to the recipient…

I am that kind of guy who is just looking for any excuse or opportunity to give you flowers… the kind of guy who actually knows which are your favorite ones…

Have you ever meet one of those tedious guys who like to celebrate with his girlfriend each month since they became an official couple? Those who make silly surprises like covering the girlfriend’s bedroom with little papers saying love words, or that send to her office flowers and balloons to show everyone how much he Loves her…?? Ok so... I am one of those too.

Moreover! I still believe that when the kisses start to happen, then it’s the moment to “ask” the girl if she wants to become “The Girlfriend”… regarding this, I am almost sure that I’m actually the last and only one asking… at least on this side of the world where God had dropped me.

How about those guys who suddenly, at the middle of any crowded place and without a reason just grab your hand and start dancing with you…? Have you ever meet one of those?? Well, now you know one… me.

Maybe in repeated occasions you had to be waiting in the car because the freak you are with asked you to wait inside until he open the door for you… guess what? Yes…! I am one of those too… the most tragic part is that I actually enjoy it, opening the door… any door, not only the car’s… maybe I shouldn’t be designer…

Maybe I should had stayed in the old age where I belong to… because for sure I do not belong to “now”. I might be such a freak for the average population; i.e. I do not like to have sex, and the only way I would share myself is making Love with someone I know I would marry… with no rush, and with kisses, lots of kisses… long kisses! Can you imagine that?? Such a weird!

So… have you ever seen one of those lonely guys? Those who are always alone even if they are surrounded by people? Those introspective ones who seem to have a lot to share but no one to share it with? Well… one of those is me.

Maybe I am just the wrong person in the wrong moment… actually that seems to be my story… in most of the cases that’s what I end up being… the wrong person in the wrong moment…

But it’s not so tragic… if I don’t look down…